A transfat-free slice of yellow cake with luscious chocolate frosting sails across the Monterey Bay on the big day. The candle blazes with the intensity of a Olympic torch. All is good, no worries. Cake makes the soul rest easy.

Birthdays sail by, but here's a memory that will be hard to erase. In fact it's pretty waterproof, so it could be the perfect gift for that big party with all that wine and beer and tears.  

Painted with finest French acrylics over a 5 by 5 inch gallery wrap canvas, and protected by layers of gloss varnish.

It's real, it's fun. And Betty Crocker would be proud.